{"id":59870,"date":"2021-05-04T06:53:16","date_gmt":"2021-05-04T06:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/?p=59870"},"modified":"2025-01-28T08:16:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T07:16:02","slug":"esto-es-lo-que-dice-la-ciencia-tratado-sobre-los-adelantamientos-humillantes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2021\/05\/04\/esto-es-lo-que-dice-la-ciencia-tratado-sobre-los-adelantamientos-humillantes\/","title":{"rendered":"Esto es lo que dice la ciencia: Tratado sobre los adelantamientos humillantes"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-correr.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10726\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/?attachment_id=10726\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-correr.jpg?fit=700%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"700,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ADELANTAMIENTOS HUMILLANTES CORRER\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-correr.jpg?fit=676%2C386&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10726\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-correr.jpg?resize=676%2C386&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"ADELANTAMIENTOS HUMILLANTES CORRER\" width=\"676\" height=\"386\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/h5>\n<p>Todos llevamos un pic\u00f3n \u00a0dentro (que no picor, eso ya surge en la adolescencia y tiene f\u00e1cil soluci\u00f3n: bromuro, terapia de grupo, fotos de vendedores de Herbalife en bolas). Aunque lo queramos evitar nuestro bien inoculado esp\u00edritu competitivo nos lleva a trabar telequin\u00e9sicas batallas con cualquier persona que nos rodee y en cualquier \u00e1mbito de la vida: ya sea entregando el trabajo de final de curso m\u00e1s pulcro, aportando el m\u00e1s sabroso \u00e1gape para esa cena entre amigos o probando nuevas, aparatosas y peligrosas posturas con nuestra pareja con tal de que se olvide de una vez por todas de ese <em>fucker<\/em> que tiene de ex novi@.<\/p>\n<p>Somos jodidos seres competitivos y cuando perdemos una posici\u00f3n entrenando o en una carrera popular nos hundimos con m\u00e1s tragedia y bombo que\u00a0el Imperio Romano<span style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #444444; line-height: 1.7;\">. \u00a0\u00bfQue no? Pasen y vean.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/danger.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10727\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/?attachment_id=10727\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/danger.jpg?fit=872%2C641&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"872,641\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DANGER\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/danger.jpg?fit=676%2C497&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10727\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/danger.jpg?resize=500%2C368&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"DANGER\" width=\"500\" height=\"368\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">1\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de los vol\u00famenes<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abEl grado de dolor por un adelantamiento es proporcional al tama\u00f1o de la barriga (ellos) o culo (ellas) de tu rival\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">2\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la edad (axioma)<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abTe hundir\u00e1s an\u00edmicamente si el que te sobrepasa es m\u00e1s joven porque es m\u00e1s joven, si es m\u00e1s viejo porque es m\u00e1s viejo y si tiene tu edad \u00a0porque, sencillamente, tiene tu edad\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">3\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la edad (1)<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abTe vendr\u00e1s abajo si el que te avanza es un abuelo porque eso demuestra que tu evoluci\u00f3n vital est\u00e1 tomando unos derroteros en las ant\u00edpodas de tus sue\u00f1os como superh\u00e9roe\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">4\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la edad (2)<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abTe saldr\u00e1n patas de gallo cada vez que una persona m\u00e1s joven que t\u00fa te adelante\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\">5\u00b7 Teor\u00eda de la edad (3)<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abSi el que te adelanta tiene una edad similar a la tuya eso te recordar\u00e1 que se puede ir m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido y que durante las \u00faltimas semanas te has estado tocando la entrepierna. Depresi\u00f3n, claro\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">6\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la experiencia<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abCada vez que un novato te adelante (y luego no lo alcances) te sobrevendr\u00e1 una reflexi\u00f3n viperina sobre quienes somos, a donde vamos y por qu\u00e9 cojones est\u00e1s aqu\u00ed corriendo si no vales para esto\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2015\/03\/27\/tratado-sobre-los-adelantamientos-humillantes\/160418_walker_marathon\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59861\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59861\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/?attachment_id=59861\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/hachazo-adelantamiento-humillante.jpg?fit=2540%2C2200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2540,2200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;9&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Craig F. Walker\/Globe Staff&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS-1D X&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;04\/18\/2016 -Boston, MA- A runner is helped across the  finish line of the 120th Boston Marathon in Boston, MA on April 18, 2016. More than 30,000 participants registered for the 2016 Boston Marathon, the third largest field in the race history.  (Craig F. Walker\/Globe Staff) section: Sports reporter:&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1460959563&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;The Boston Globe&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1000&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000625&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;160418_WALKER_Marathon&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"160418_WALKER_Marathon\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/hachazo-adelantamiento-humillante.jpg?fit=676%2C586&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-59861\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/hachazo-adelantamiento-humillante.jpg?resize=500%2C433&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"433\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">7\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda del sacrificio<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abSi aquel que te da el hachazo ha llevado una preparaci\u00f3n mucho menos dedicada que t\u00fa volver\u00e1 a la mente las cervezas que te has privado, las juergas desconvocadas y todos aquellos momentos dulces de la vida que decidiste perderte\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">8\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la distancia<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abCuanto m\u00e1s larga sea una\u00a0competici\u00f3n\u00a0y m\u00e1s cerca de meta te hayan adelantado mayor ser\u00e1 la depresi\u00f3n pos carrera y m\u00e1s cantidad de alcohol te har\u00e1 falta para olvidarlo\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">9\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la comedia<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abCada vez que\u00a0te tomas a broma y sacas tu vena comediante en el primer tercio de carrera acabas protagonizando un drama colombiano en\u00a0los \u00faltimos kil\u00f3metros\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2015\/03\/27\/tratado-sobre-los-adelantamientos-humillantes\/adelantamiento-macho-alfa\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59863\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59863\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/?attachment_id=59863\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamiento-macho-alfa.jpg?fit=580%2C370&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"580,370\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Adelantamiento macho alfa\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamiento-macho-alfa.jpg?fit=580%2C370&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-59863\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamiento-macho-alfa.jpg?resize=500%2C319&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"319\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">10\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda del g\u00e9nero<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abEst\u00e1 cient\u00edficamente demostrado que si te adelanta una chica tu potencia sexual se viene abajo, por eso hay que hacer un sprint en la recta de meta para evitarlo&#8230;\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">11\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de los disfraces<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abCuanto m\u00e1s rid\u00edculo y pat\u00e9tico es el disfraz de quien te avanza m\u00e1s rid\u00edculo y pat\u00e9tico te ves t\u00fa con tu ropa detenidamente estudiada para salir a correr\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">12\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la clase social<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abPor un segundo, s\u00f3lo por uno, dudar\u00e1s del mensaje publicitario (rollo &#8216;Citius altius fortius&#8217;)\u00a0de la marca deportiva de la que haces de percha si el que te ha adelantado viste de baratillo\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2015\/03\/27\/tratado-sobre-los-adelantamientos-humillantes\/adelantamientos-humillantes-tu-tu-vecino\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59859\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59859\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/?attachment_id=59859\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-tu-tu-vecino.jpg?fit=500%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ADELANTAMIENTOS HUMILLANTES TU TU VECINO\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-tu-tu-vecino.jpg?fit=500%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-59859\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-tu-tu-vecino.jpg?resize=500%2C500&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">13\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda del sprint<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abTe acuerdas de cada uno de esos d\u00edas que dejaste &#8216;para ma\u00f1ana&#8217; lo de hacer series en el momento que todo el mundo tira de su sexta marcha para adelantarte y tu solo respondes con la reductora del 4&#215;4\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">14\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la enemistad<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abSi tienes a alguien cruzado y se te cruza para dejarte atr\u00e1s = Cruce al cuadrado\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">15\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la distancia<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abSi en una prueba donde se corren diferentes distancias a la vez te adelanta aquellos que hacen la m\u00e1s larga es signo inequ\u00edvoco de que lo que has perdido de fondo lo has ganado de fond\u00f3n\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">16\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de lazos familiares (1)<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abCuando te adelanta tu hermano peque\u00f1o en una carrera es que va siendo hora de pensar en independizarse\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2015\/03\/27\/tratado-sobre-los-adelantamientos-humillantes\/adelantamiento-crio\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59865\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"59865\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/?attachment_id=59865\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamiento-crio.jpg?fit=685%2C457&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"685,457\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Sunlive.co.nz&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Sunlive.co.nz&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Adelantamiento crio\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamiento-crio.jpg?fit=676%2C451&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-59865\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamiento-crio.jpg?resize=500%2C334&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">17\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de lazos familiares (2)<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abCuando es tu hijo quien te adelanta es hora de echarlo de casa\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">18\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la belleza<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abSi crees que la persona que te adelanta es m\u00e1s fea que t\u00fa te abofetear\u00e1 el p\u00e1nico de ser pasto de las mismas burlas con las que te dirig\u00edas a ese &#8216;colectivo&#8217;; al menos habr\u00e1s aportado tu grano de arena en el equilibrio de las injusticias sociales. Posdata: evita los espejos tras acabar una carrera\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">19\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de la locomoci\u00f3n<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abTodas las ganas de tener descendencia se desvanecen \u00a0en el momento que te adelanta un corredor tirando del carrito de su cr\u00edo\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">20\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda del transporte p\u00fablico<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abTe das cuenta que te falta un mundo por recorrer y otro para hacerlo r\u00e1pido en el instante en el que los viandantes\u00a0te pasan despavoridos para no perder el bus\u00bb\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">21\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda del mundo animal<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abSi \u00e9ste en lugar de cr\u00edo va acompa\u00f1ado por otro animal a cuatro patas seguro que comienza a aflorar en ti cierta simpat\u00eda por la tauromaquia y la caza\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">22\u00b7<\/span> Teor\u00eda de las disciplinas<\/span><\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00abEs que te adelante un corredor practicando marcha y comenzar a interiorizar que el ortop\u00e9dico eres t\u00fa\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>*Foto: 50, gordo, diab\u00e9tico y por delante tuyo.<\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Todos llevamos un pic\u00f3n \u00a0dentro (que no picor, eso ya surge en la adolescencia y tiene f\u00e1cil soluci\u00f3n: bromuro, terapia de grupo, fotos de vendedores de Herbalife en bolas). Aunque lo queramos evitar nuestro bien inoculado esp\u00edritu competitivo nos lleva a trabar telequin\u00e9sicas batallas con cualquier persona que nos rodee y en cualquier \u00e1mbito de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2021\/05\/04\/esto-es-lo-que-dice-la-ciencia-tratado-sobre-los-adelantamientos-humillantes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continua la lectura de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Esto es lo que dice la ciencia: Tratado sobre los adelantamientos humillantes<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":5492619,"featured_media":10726,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Esto es lo que dice la ciencia: Tratado sobre los adelantamientos humillantes","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18350279,697111246],"tags":[749965545,13919287,181382711],"class_list":["post-59870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anti-running","category-seleccion-de-favoritas","tag-anti-running","tag-frases-motivacionales","tag-frases-running"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/adelantamientos-humillantes-correr.jpg?fit=700%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pNuBu-fzE","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":93340,"url":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2026\/06\/06\/guia-cursa-del-foc-recorrido-recorregut-consells-estrategia-fotos-classificacio\/","url_meta":{"origin":59870,"position":0},"title":"Gu\u00eda Cursa del Foc: recorrido, consejos para correrla e info de horarios, liebres&#8230;","author":"David Blogmaldito","date":"juny 6, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Actualizado con el nuevo recorrido de 2026 y todas las novedades. 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