{"id":5588,"date":"2014-02-10T07:30:06","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T07:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/?p=5588"},"modified":"2021-03-05T08:01:59","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T08:01:59","slug":"la-increible-historia-del-corredor-que-se-le-pegaba-las-sabanas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2014\/02\/10\/la-increible-historia-del-corredor-que-se-le-pegaba-las-sabanas\/","title":{"rendered":"La incre\u00edble historia del corredor al que se le pegaba las s\u00e1banas"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Runania<\/em> era un pa\u00eds mod\u00e9lico<\/strong> que alardeaba de atletas inmaculados, esbeltos y perfectos; su poblaci\u00f3n, los runners<\/em>, eran la envidia mundial del resto de mortales que malviv\u00edan con sus vidas sedentarias en otras latitudes mucho m\u00e1s oscuras del planeta.<\/p>\n

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Por si hab\u00eda alguna duda de la excelencia de sus habitantes la propaganda del Ministerio de las Buenas Maneras Deportivas<\/strong> ya se encargaba de ofrecer en sus telepantallas un buen surtido de mantras motivacionales que los runners cumpl\u00edan a rajatabla. Lo contrario supon\u00eda convertirse en alguien que fracasa de vez en cuando, que a veces es incapaz de completar alguno de las consej\u00f3rdenes<\/em>\u00a0del plan de enfrentamiento<\/em>\u00a0o que en ocasiones le da pereza ponerse a destrozar sus l\u00edmites; vamos, en un triste y preocupante ser humano normal y corriente. Y todo el mundo sabe que agon\u00eda es felicidad, vomitar es vivir y sufrir es amor.<\/p>\n

As\u00ed que el d\u00eda que a uno de los suyos se le peg\u00f3 las s\u00e1banas<\/strong> y no sali\u00f3 a batirse saltaron definitivamente todas las alarmas. Y es que el esp\u00e9cimen ya hab\u00eda dado motivos para la preocupaci\u00f3n colectiva, su cuerpo, mente y voluntad comenzaban a mostrar varias taras: en m\u00e1s de una carrera se hab\u00eda dejado llevar<\/em> sin exprimirse al m\u00e1ximo<\/strong>, en su plan alimenticio comenzaba a incluirse productos con algo de sabor y llevaba un tiempo que reciclaba para una segunda ocasi\u00f3n toda su ropa deportiva sin poder aprovecharse de los \u00faltimos avances tecnol\u00f3gicos que se hab\u00edan presentado esa misma tarde. Un claro caso de anarqu\u00eda a las buenas costumbres.<\/p>\n

Sus compa\u00f1eros, siempre con sonrisa profident<\/em> y mirada al infinito, \u00a0se desesperaban al comprobar que el sospechoso evitaba entablar amistad de la forma establecida, \u00e9sta era ret\u00e1ndoles e intentando machacarles. Se sent\u00edan confusos al ver que hac\u00eda caso omiso de la telepantalla y sus sabios consej\u00f3rdenes: <\/em>prefir\u00eda apostar por la sorpresa que repetir mil veces lo mismo para conseguir la supuesta excelencia,<\/em> en el dogma del entrena\/come\/duerme\/repite <\/em><\/strong>siempre introduc\u00eda un nuevo p\u00e1r\u00e1metro que vaciaba de sinsentido al resto: divi\u00e9rtete<\/strong>, <\/em>y cuando se miraba al espejo no ve\u00eda a la persona que deb\u00eda vencer sino simplemente a si mismo… y eso era algo que a \u00e9l le alegraba… y al resto les sum\u00eda en la zozobra.<\/p>\n

No tard\u00f3 en ser llevado a la Corte Suprema de la Vida Saludable y el Reto Perpetuo<\/strong>. Presidido por el Gran Logo, le recrimin\u00f3 su actitud y le amenaz\u00f3 con ser deportado a cualquier pa\u00eds rival de segunda categor\u00eda donde s\u00f3lo se viste marca blanca, los registros no quedan grabados a oro, fuego y c\u00f3digo binario, y no existe ese para\u00edso bien llamado prueba de esfuerzo.<\/p>\n

– \u00abA un runner no se le pegan las s\u00e1banas\u00bb, le recrimin\u00f3.<\/p>\n

– \u00abEso es que porque quiz\u00e1 no soy un runner\u00bb, respondi\u00f3. \u00abYo me conformo con ser un vulgar y feliz corredor\u00bb.<\/p>\n

\"telepantalla\"<\/a>*Collage e imagen de portada a partir de las diferentes publicidades de Nike Spain<\/a><\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Runania era un pa\u00eds mod\u00e9lico que alardeaba de atletas inmaculados, esbeltos y perfectos; su poblaci\u00f3n, los runners, eran la envidia mundial del resto de mortales que malviv\u00edan con sus vidas sedentarias en otras latitudes mucho m\u00e1s oscuras del planeta.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":5492619,"featured_media":7650,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18350279,1675,697111246],"tags":[749965545,13919287,181382711,16782,372186,34909620,4123029],"class_list":["post-5588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anti-running","category-running","category-seleccion-de-favoritas","tag-anti-running","tag-frases-motivacionales","tag-frases-running","tag-just-do-it","tag-runner","tag-running-2","tag-running-quotes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/a-un-runner-no-se-le-pegan-las-sc3a1banas.jpg?fit=960%2C600&ssl=1","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pNuBu-1s8","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8480,"url":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2014\/10\/22\/definicion-de-running\/","url_meta":{"origin":5588,"position":0},"title":"Definici\u00f3n de running","author":"David Blogmaldito","date":"octubre 22, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Creo que ya tengo todo lo que se necesita para correr, Ya me han llegado a casa\u00a0unas bambas con tecnolog\u00eda m\u00e1s avanzada que la silla de Stephen Hawking, Tambi\u00e9n\u00a0el \u00faltimo modelo de\u00a0medias comprensivas, esas que ya cubren\u00a0de la punta del dedo gordo del pie al gaznate. 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