{"id":4055,"date":"2013-09-17T12:45:13","date_gmt":"2013-09-17T12:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/?p=4055"},"modified":"2020-04-01T07:00:50","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T07:00:50","slug":"frases-runners-en-contextos-inapropiados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2013\/09\/17\/frases-runners-en-contextos-inapropiados\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases runners en contextos inapropiados"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/frases-running1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4064\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2013\/09\/17\/frases-runners-en-contextos-inapropiados\/frases-running-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/frases-running1.jpg?fit=543%2C372&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"543,372\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Frases running\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/frases-running1.jpg?fit=543%2C372&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4064\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/frases-running1.jpg?resize=500%2C342\" alt=\"Frases running\" width=\"500\" height=\"342\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>H<span style=\"font-size:14px;color:#444444;line-height:1.7;\">ubo una \u00e9poca en que la diferencia era respetada, asumida y hasta en ocasiones admirada. La <\/span><em style=\"font-size:14px;line-height:1.7;\">anomal\u00eda<\/em><span style=\"font-size:14px;color:#444444;line-height:1.7;\"> ten\u00eda acogida en un mote hoy tan en desuso como <\/span><em style=\"font-size:14px;line-height:1.7;\">tribu urbana.<\/em><span style=\"font-size:14px;color:#444444;line-height:1.7;\"> Pero, chic@s, estamos en pleno siglo 21, esa \u00e9poca impasible en la que todo el mundo saborea los mismos yogures, tiene de fetiche la misma ristra de directores, escritores y m\u00fasicos, critica a los mismos f\u00e1ciles objetivos, toma los mismos combinados y teclea las mismas idioteces en los mismos m\u00f3viles de \u00faltima generaci\u00f3n. La distinci\u00f3n no est\u00e1 en la esencia sino en el logo, la carcasa y como sepamos vender la moto.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/135459901262843173_anaumhj2_c-300x300.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4060\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2013\/09\/17\/frases-runners-en-contextos-inapropiados\/135459901262843173_anaumhj2_c-300x300\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/135459901262843173_anaumhj2_c-300x300.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"300,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Rum running\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/135459901262843173_anaumhj2_c-300x300.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-4060\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/135459901262843173_anaumhj2_c-300x300.jpg?resize=240%2C240\" alt=\"Rum running\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\" title=\"\"><\/a>\u00bf<a href=\"http:\/\/wp.me\/pNuBu-nL\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Recuperan los corredores el esp\u00edritu indomable<\/a> y aut\u00e9ntico de la tribu urbana? Seguramente no porque no existe una rebeli\u00f3n interna que se exprese de forma directa, como mucho dir\u00eda que s\u00f3lo en la superficie (estilo, sentencias de tres duros y pose), pero si algo nos distingue a medida que nos adentramos en este mundillo es que comenzamos a desarrollar una jerga propia que con el paso del tiempo se hace m\u00e1s comprensible para nosotros y m\u00e1s imposible para el mundo <em>real<\/em>&nbsp;(ese en el que participamos 23 horas al d\u00eda). As\u00ed que vamos a hacer un listado de expresiones que debes evitar si no quieres ponerte en un serio aprieto y ser acribillado con&nbsp;la peor arma que existe en esta sociedad: el sarcasmo.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abMenuda p\u00e1jara que he pillado\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Reun\u00edon ornitol\u00f3gica.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Casa de tus suegros.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abLlevaba un globo encima&#8230;\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Parque de atracciones.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Cena familiar.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00ab\u00dantame la vaselina\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Sauna.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Prisi\u00f3n paname\u00f1a.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abEstoy en fase de tapering\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Hablando con la mama (por una vez volver\u00e1s a comer caliente).<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Restaurante con muchas estrellas Michelin &nbsp;y ning\u00fan becario a sueldo.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abPu\u00f1eteros recortadores\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Mitin del partido gobernante.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Certamen de papiroflexia.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abEl futuro es el minimalismo\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Sesi\u00f3n de Richie Hawtin <a href=\"http:\/\/www.playgroundmag.net\/musica\/noticias-musica\/curiosidades\/richie-hawtin-pierde-los-papeles-a-su-paso-por-cocoon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pasado de rosca<\/a>&nbsp;(o sea, cualquier d\u00eda).<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Negociando tu sueldo.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abYo soy muy de five fingers\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Tesorer\u00eda de&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/PpNBqu_chpc?t=5s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">partido pol\u00edtico<\/a>.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>:&nbsp;Charla sobre sexo con tus cr\u00edos.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00ab4 x 1.000: 5&#8217;30\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>:&nbsp;Contando manifestantes.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>:&nbsp;Examen de matem\u00e1ticas.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abMe toca hacer series\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seriesyonkis.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>seriesyonkis.com<\/em><\/a>.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>:&nbsp;Feria del coleccionista.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color:#000000;\">\u00abSufro&nbsp;el s\u00edndrome compartimental\u00bb<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;<em>Brainstorming&nbsp;<\/em>en el curro.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Primer mes de convivencia con tu pareja.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color:#000000;\">\u00abVoy a por marca\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Dirigi\u00e9ndote al kiosco.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>: En una sesi\u00f3n de sadomasoquismo.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abNo s\u00e9 d\u00f3nde est\u00e1n mis l\u00edmites\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Test de inteligencia.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Guant\u00e1namo.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abLe voy a meter un hachazo\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Un d\u00eda cualquiera con el equipo de le\u00f1adores.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Visita familiar con los ni\u00f1os a la granja del pueblo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por <span style=\"color:#800080;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sosakurunner.blogspot.com.es\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#800080;\"><i>Sosaku Runner<\/i><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u00abMe voy a correr\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: 25 minutos despu\u00e9s de comenzar la&nbsp;<em>faena<\/em>.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;25 segundos despu\u00e9s de comenzar la&nbsp;<em>faena<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<span style=\"color:#800080;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FedeDolberg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#800080;\">Fede<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201cTengo los gemelos hinchados\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Congreso sobre alimentaci\u00f3n infantil.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Tu pareja te presenta a sus padres.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<span style=\"color:#993366;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FedeDolberg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\">R<\/span><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.20minutos.es\/runstorming-spanjaard\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\">unstorming Spanjaard<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201cVoy&nbsp;recogiendo cad\u00e1veres\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Un d\u00eda cualquiera en tu curro de la funeraria.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Contexto inapropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Velatorio de tu t\u00eda-abuela que ha fallecido.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<span style=\"color:#993366;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sosakurunner.blogspot.com.es\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\"><i>Sosaku Runner<\/i><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201cA m\u00ed me gusta es ir de menos a m\u00e1s\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Con el doctor discutiendo tu recuperaci\u00f3n de la operaci\u00f3n de apendicitis.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>: En una primera cita hablando de sexo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<span style=\"color:#993366;\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\"><i><a href=\"http:\/\/sosakurunner.blogspot.com.es\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sosaku Runner<\/a><\/i><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201cVa por encima de sus posibilidades\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;\u00bfRueda de prensa? del presidente del Gobierno o Ministro de econom\u00eda.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>: Cualquier d\u00eda de compras con CR7 e Irina Shayk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<i><span style=\"color:#993366;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/yotambienmeriodeloquequiero.blogspot.com.es\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\">J.M. Zu\u00f1iga III<\/span><\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201cSigue a la liebre\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Un d\u00eda cualquiera con cazadores.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Neo, dije el conejo blanco, no la liebre\u2026Al\u00edcia si sab\u00eda lo que hac\u00eda&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<span style=\"color:#993366;\"><i><a href=\"http:\/\/yotambienmeriodeloquequiero.blogspot.com.es\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\">J.M. Zu\u00f1iga III<\/span><\/a><\/i><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201cVoy a hacer de liebre\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Contexto apropiado<\/span><\/strong>: Cualquier funci\u00f3n escolar con el t\u00edpico ni\u00f1o sin dotes de interpretaci\u00f3n y con todos los puestos de \u00e1rbol ocupados.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Congreso de zoof\u00edlicos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<span style=\"color:#993366;\"><i><a href=\"http:\/\/yotambienmeriodeloquequiero.blogspot.com.es\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\">J.M. Zu\u00f1iga III<\/span><\/a><\/i><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201cEstoy petado\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Tras caerte una bomba al lado.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Saliendo de la ducha delante de Makelele.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<span style=\"color:#800080;\"><i>Dani<\/i><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>\u201c\u00a1Joder, que pasa hoy con los putos sat\u00e9lites! (mirando el Garmin)\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000;\"><strong>Contexto apropiado<\/strong><\/span>: &nbsp;En el Kremlin durante la primavera de Praga.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><strong>Contexto inapropiado<\/strong><\/span>:&nbsp;Conversaci\u00f3n en Cabo Ca\u00f1averal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>por&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/elcorredorsolo.blogspot.com.es\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color:#993366;\"><i>Ep\u00edcteto<\/i><\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hubo una \u00e9poca en que la diferencia era respetada, asumida y hasta en ocasiones admirada. La anomal\u00eda ten\u00eda acogida en un mote hoy tan en desuso como tribu urbana. 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