{"id":21604,"date":"2016-07-14T10:22:53","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T10:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/?p=21604"},"modified":"2020-03-24T07:59:49","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T07:59:49","slug":"runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/","title":{"rendered":"#RunnerMonGo: el #PokemonGo para capturar corredores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/z-runnermon-pokemon-go1\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21639\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21639\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/z-runnermon-pokemon-go1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/z-runnermon-pokemon-go11.jpg?fit=800%2C450&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,450\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"z-runnermon-pokemon-go1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/z-runnermon-pokemon-go11.jpg?fit=676%2C380&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21639\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/z-runnermon-pokemon-go11.jpg?resize=500%2C281&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"z-runnermon-pokemon-go1\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Otra vez&nbsp;Nintendo lo ha vuelto a hacer: sacarse de la manga un ingenio&nbsp;lo suficientemente divertido y lo <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/ZwKUyRr.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">suficientemente rid\u00edculo<\/a> como para&nbsp;que los colegas acaben grab\u00e1ndote y subi\u00e9ndolo a Youtube junto a ese m\u00edtico v\u00eddeo de resaca festivalera donde te pintarrajeaban un rabo en la cara.<\/p>\n<p>Y otra vez de la competencia ten\u00edan que surgir con premura los clones, algunos de ellos creados con mucha mala baba pero con toda la raz\u00f3n del mundo: \u00bfpara qu\u00e9 cazar pokemons virtuales si puedes ir en busca y captura de una plaga real mucho mayor que pulula por todos los rincones del Google Earth como son los corredores?<\/p>\n<p><em>*A ver, que es un post pseudohumor\u00edstico (hay gente que se lo ha cre\u00eddo&#8230;).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/pokemon-go-hommer\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21638\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21638\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/pokemon-go-hommer\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/pokemon-go-hommer.jpg?fit=1000%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,667\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;9&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 7D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1367166726&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.005&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pokemon Go Hommer\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/pokemon-go-hommer.jpg?fit=676%2C451&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21638\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/pokemon-go-hommer.jpg?resize=500%2C334&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"pokemon Go Hommer\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>El <strong>RunnerM\u00f3n Go<\/strong> es la nueva aplicaci\u00f3n que te permitir\u00e1 capturar corredores y que ampl\u00eda el campo de acci\u00f3n y las posibilidades hasta el infinito:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>No hace falta una Pokeball para cazar RunnerM\u00f3nes<\/strong>, basta con lanzarles un libro de Murakami a la cabeza, soltarles alguna frase desmotivadora (\u00abmi abuela va m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido para pillar el bus\u00bb) o tirarles lonchas de jam\u00f3n y cervecita all\u00e1 por donde pasen.<\/li>\n<li>Las diferentes <strong>especies est\u00e1n totalmente segregadas por el planeta<\/strong> y seg\u00fan donde los encuentres ser\u00e1n renombrados: un RunnerM\u00f3n originario del monte es un <em>trailero<\/em>, pero como se te ocurra venir del asfalto e invadir su territorio no adoptar\u00e1s ese mote sino el de&nbsp;<em>pitxapins<\/em>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Los entrenadores ahora pueden <strong>aprovechar un bug de la aplicaci\u00f3n<\/strong> que permite&nbsp;que tus presas&nbsp;evolucionen m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido, este hackeo se le&nbsp;denomina <em>dopar a tu RunnerM\u00f3n<\/em>. Realismo ante todo.<\/li>\n<li>Las <strong>combinaciones son infinitas<\/strong> y abierto a org\u00edas: si mezclas agua, hielo y veneno te sale la evoluci\u00f3n letal <em>Garraf\u00f3n de discoteca<\/em>; si combinas planta, ps\u00edquico y volador pillas el globo de tu vida. Por cierto,&nbsp;en el RunnerM\u00f3n Go&nbsp;a las combinaciones las denominamos <em>nacionalizaciones expr\u00e9s<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/tipos-pokemon\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21632\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21632\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/tipos-pokemon\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tipos-pokemon.jpg?fit=1600%2C959&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,959\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tipos pokemon\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tipos-pokemon.jpg?fit=676%2C405&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21632\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tipos-pokemon.jpg?resize=500%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"tipos pokemon\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h2><em><span style=\"color:#000000;\">Tipos de RunnerM\u00f3n<\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n<p>Aqu\u00ed est\u00e1 la miga del asunto, es vital que tus capturas sean los m\u00e1s variadas posibles para poder montar un equipo que podr\u00eda disputar un yimcana o entrar a participar en el a\u00f1orado <em>Gran Prix<\/em>.&nbsp;Te presento los principales tipos de RunnerM\u00f3n que pululan por las calles.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/normal\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21618\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21618\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/normal\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/normal.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"normal\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/normal.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21618 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/normal.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"normal\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Normal<\/strong><\/span>: Cualquiera de los corredores que se arrastran por las calles con mucho fl\u00faor y&nbsp;dando m\u00e1s pena que otra cosa. O sea, t\u00fa y, sobre todo, yo. Muy f\u00e1ciles de encontrar por el Retiro, Ciutadella o cualquier parque o zona peatonal urbana. No destacan en nada pero como recolectes media docena te hacen un <em>selfie<\/em> grupal con un filtro tan destelleante&nbsp;que te pueden dejar ciego si&nbsp;te lo muestran antes de partir en una carrera.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/fuego\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21614\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21614\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/fuego\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/fuego.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fuego\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/fuego.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21614\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/fuego.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"fuego\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Fuego<\/strong><\/span>: Solo aparecen en un \u00e9poca del a\u00f1o,&nbsp;en verano sobre las 3 de la tarde tortur\u00e1ndose con trote cansino bajo&nbsp;40\u00ba al descubierto por los arcenes de las carreteras secundarias.&nbsp;Ese esp\u00edritu suicida luego se traslada en las carreras, muy dif\u00edcil derrotarlos si pica el sol. Su ataque especial es letal: oler a choto.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/agua-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21629\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21629\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/agua-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/agua.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"agua\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/agua.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21629\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/agua.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"agua\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Agua<\/strong><\/span>: Eminentemente playeros y con cuerpazos, nadan bien y corren casi mejor, y su principal arma para vencerte es la de provocar tu deshidrataci\u00f3n por la baba que pierdes admir\u00e1ndolos.&nbsp;Pero se les derrota igual de f\u00e1cil: ellos caen en el mismo&nbsp;embelesamiento si los pones a combatir con un RunnerM\u00f3n tipo Roca salido&nbsp;de los salidos de <em>Mujeres, Hombre y Viceversa<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/electrico\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21612\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21612\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/electrico\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/electrico.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"electrico\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/electrico.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21612\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/electrico.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"electrico\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>El\u00e9ctrico<\/strong><\/span>: Se caracterizan por tener un ataque demoledor denominado <em>hachazo<\/em> que consiste en engatusarte con buenas palabras (\u00abvamos juntos a 5&#8242; hasta meta que as\u00ed seguro que lo conseguimos\u00bb), ganarse tu confianza d\u00e1ndote alg\u00fan relevo y luego, en tu momento de m\u00e1xima debilidad, traicionarte con un sprint demoledor que te deja totalmente seco y hundido. Los Judas de los RunnerM\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/planta\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21619\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21619\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/planta\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/planta.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"planta\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/planta.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21619\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/planta.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"planta\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Planta<\/strong><\/span>: Este tipo de corredor es o ser\u00e1 el mejor corredor del futuro y su lema es <em>Ma\u00f1ana salgo a entrenar, hoy no que no hace bueno<\/em>. Firme defensor del sill\u00f3n y Eurosport c\u00f3mo m\u00e9todo de entrenamiento, los tienes que sacar con palanca para que se animen a correr. Parece un rival f\u00e1cil de batir en un combate en ese gimnasio RunnerM\u00f3n que son las carreras populares&#8230; y no te equivocas, por eso ellos har\u00e1n todo lo posible para llevarte a su terreno: inocularte su <em>perreo<\/em> para convertirte a su causa.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/hielo\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21616\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21616\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/hielo\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hielo.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"hielo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hielo.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21616\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hielo.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"hielo\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Hielo<\/strong><\/span>: Siempre en tirantes aunque entrenen&nbsp;en el Polo Norte o Burgos, nariz roja y pelada, ojos fuera de las \u00f3rbitas, y piel de gallina&#8230; pero nunca tienen fr\u00edo, y si contemplas c\u00f3mo&nbsp;se les eriza el vello te soltar\u00e1n un \u00aben dos minutos yo ya estoy caliente\u00bb. Indestructibles.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/lucha\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21617\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21617\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/lucha\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/lucha.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"lucha\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/lucha.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21617\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/lucha.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"lucha\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Lucha<\/strong><\/span>: Cara de sufrimiento, rictus espartano y empacho de trascendencia, as\u00ed se resumen las caracter\u00edsticas de los RunnerM\u00f3n tipo Lucha. Muy dif\u00edciles de&nbsp;derrotar porque m\u00e1s que de sus cualidades f\u00edsicas tiran de la dial\u00e9ctica: su ataque m\u00e1s furibundo y nuclear es ir soltando frases motivacionales de Paulo Coelho y semejantes a la m\u00e1s m\u00ednima. Evita el enfrentamiento directo y cancela todas las solicitudes de amistad o est\u00e1s perdido.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/veneno\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21624\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21624\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/veneno\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/veneno.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"veneno\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/veneno.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21624\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/veneno.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"veneno\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Veneno<\/strong><\/span>: El corredor t\u00f3xico que todo le parece mal, todo es una mierda y sabe m\u00e1s que t\u00fa aunque no tenga ni puta idea y se&nbsp;gane un buen mont\u00f3n de&nbsp;<em>zascas<\/em> cada vez que abre la boca. Es el cu\u00f1ado amargado de los runners. Vencen por pesados.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/tierra\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21623\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21623\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/tierra\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tierra.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tierra\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tierra.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21623\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tierra.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"tierra\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Tierra<\/strong><\/span>: Al\u00e9rgicos al asfalto son muy fuertes cuando el terreno se empina y la naturaleza domina a la civilizaci\u00f3n. De ataques de lo m\u00e1s variados, te pueden dejar seco en una subida o arriesgando el f\u00edsico despe\u00f1\u00e1ndose por un precipicio. Pero a\u00fan m\u00e1s letales son sus contraataques: si te sit\u00faas detr\u00e1s de uno de ellos acendiendo por una trailera corres el riesgo&nbsp;que suelten una de sus habituales e <em>involuntarias<\/em> flatulencias justo a la altura de tu jeto.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/volador\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21625\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21625\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/volador\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/volador.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"volador\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/volador.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21625\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/volador.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"volador\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Volador<\/strong><\/span>: Este es un&nbsp;RunnerM\u00f3n&nbsp;invencible en las distancias cortas (por ello es muy dado de aparecerse por las pistas de atletismo) pero que en un t\u00fa a t\u00fa si la cosa se alarga&nbsp;hace aguas. La \u00fanica forma de vencerlos es no picar en el anzuelo, no contraatacar replicando&nbsp;su comienzo mete\u00f3rico, dejarles que se escapen, que maduren y que la carrera&nbsp;los pongan luego en su sitio.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/psiquico\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21620\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21620\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/psiquico\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/psc3adquico.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ps\u00edquico\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/psc3adquico.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21620\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/psc3adquico.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"ps\u00edquico\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Ps\u00edquico<\/strong><\/span>: Ojo a \u00e9ste, de los m\u00e1s tramposo. Tras&nbsp;su apariencia pesimista se encuentra un estratega nivel apoderarse de&nbsp;Kamchatka&nbsp;en el Risk: Dice que va mal, que no ha entrenado lo suficiente, que esas molestias no le permiten correr a gusto&#8230;&nbsp;y luego no hay bemoles de aguantarle el ritmo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/bicho\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21630\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21630\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/bicho\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bicho.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bicho\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bicho.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21630\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bicho.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"bicho\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Bicho<\/strong><\/span>: Tambi\u00e9n conocido como garrapata, su ataque no es directo sino que te derrota por cansino. T\u00edpico corredor que se te engancha y no te da un relevo.&nbsp;La \u00fanica forma de defenderse de \u00e9l es a base de arreones para ver si se descuelga.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/roca\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21621\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21621\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/roca\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/roca.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"roca\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/roca.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21621\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/roca.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"roca\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Roca<\/strong><\/span>: Mole salida del gimnasio con una t\u00e9cnica de carrera de lo m\u00e1s peculiar (no sabes si corren o est\u00e1n buscando a ciegas el interruptor de la luz)&nbsp;muy reconocibles por tener una espalda para guardar puerta en cualquier garito de Magaluf y unas piernas \u00ednfimas para llevar el coche de los Picapiedra. No corren&nbsp;mucho&nbsp;y aguantan poco pero r\u00edete de ellos que una buena hostia te puedes llevar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/fantasma\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21613\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21613\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/fantasma\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/fantasma.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fantasma\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/fantasma.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21613\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/fantasma.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"fantasma\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Fantasma<\/strong><\/span>: Sus objetivos est\u00e1n a a\u00f1os luz de sus capacidades, pero te lo va a vender de tal manera que claudicar\u00e1s ante el nuevo D\u00edos de los RunnerM\u00f3n. De&nbsp;estos hay a pu\u00f1ados y su h\u00e1bitat natural son&nbsp;las redes sociales y all\u00e1 donde se pueda <em>instagramear&nbsp;<\/em>una bonita&nbsp;puesta de sol. Siempre va bien tener un RunnerM\u00f3n fantasma para animar a toda tu colecci\u00f3n en los momentos m\u00e1s cr\u00edticos&nbsp;de la batalla&#8230; Que sea \u00e9l el primero a sacrificar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/dragon\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21611\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21611\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/dragon\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/dragon.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dragon\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/dragon.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21611\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/dragon.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Dragon\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Drag\u00f3n<\/strong><\/span>: Muy reconocibles porque llevan impregnado en su epidermis todas sus gestas deportivas: en vez de coleccionar dorsales, coleccionan tattos. Cuando los ves todo pintarrajeados parecen invencibles, pero tras esa barba amish se encuentra un RunnerM\u00f3n de lo m\u00e1s corriente (o sea, tipo Normal) que como t\u00fa y como yo fracas\u00f3 al intentar sacarse el carn\u00e9 a la tercera, pag\u00f3 decenas de fantas y a\u00fan no le encuentra sentido vital al tofu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/siniestro\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21622\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21622\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/siniestro\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/siniestro.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"siniestro\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/siniestro.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21622\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/siniestro.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"siniestro\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Siniestro<\/strong><\/span>: Ese que no habla, no dice nada, no tuitea&#8230; Llega, corre, se larga. Est\u00e1&nbsp;en&nbsp;todas las carreras pero no tercia ni una palabra con nadie. Como mucho un gru\u00f1ido. Su punto fuerte es justamente ese: ya te ha metido tanto el miedo en el cuerpo que inhabilita tus ataques.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/acero\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21628\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21628\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/acero\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/acero.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"acero\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/acero.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21628\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/acero.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"acero\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Acero<\/strong><\/span>: Entrenos tit\u00e1nicos y cracks en todo tipo de disciplinas, los corredores acero&nbsp;se meten entre pecho y espaldas jornadas maratonianas que parecen sacadas del tac\u00f3metro de un camionero. Quiz\u00e1 el rival m\u00e1s dif\u00edcil de vencer, la \u00fanica forma que se me ocurre es peg\u00e1ndole el cambiazo a&nbsp;su car\u00edsimo vestuario de marca por prendas y material kalenji. Abandonar\u00e1n al instante.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/hada\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21615\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"21615\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/hada\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hada.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"273,312\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"hada\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hada.jpg?fit=273%2C312&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21615\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogmaldito.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/hada.jpg?resize=273%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"hada\" width=\"273\" height=\"312\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>Hada<\/strong><\/span>: Felicianos y pro activos, un hada viene a ser al atletismo popular lo que el paddle surf a los deportes de riesgo. Pac\u00edficos en las formas pero sibilinos si les tocas la moral y arrastran contigo alg\u00fan&nbsp;un conflicto&nbsp;previo fuera del mundillo como el de \u00abme gotea tus&nbsp;s\u00e1banas en mis geranios\u00bb o \u00abte dije que qued\u00e1bamos a las 3, no dos minutos despu\u00e9s\u00bb.&nbsp;Hacen ver que no atacan con su sonrisa profident y sus tazas de Mr. Wonderful pero en el trasfondo est\u00e1n ganado la batalla: te debilitan a base de indirectas.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ahora ya te toca a ti, sal a capturar corredores como si fueras un taurino vecino de Tordesillas!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Gr\u00e1ficos creados gracias a&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodwp.com\/other\/21162-space-stars-planet-earth.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">GoodWp<\/a>,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/iconsz.xyz\/pokemon-type-icons.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Icons.zxy<\/a>&nbsp;y <a href=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/6\/62\/3015-Central_Park-Sheep_Meadow.JPG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Otra vez&nbsp;Nintendo lo ha vuelto a hacer: sacarse de la manga un ingenio&nbsp;lo suficientemente divertido y lo suficientemente rid\u00edculo como para&nbsp;que los colegas acaben grab\u00e1ndote y subi\u00e9ndolo a Youtube junto a ese m\u00edtico v\u00eddeo de resaca festivalera donde te pintarrajeaban un rabo en la cara. Y otra vez de la competencia ten\u00edan que surgir con &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2016\/07\/14\/runnermongo-el-pokemongo-para-capturar-corredores\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continua la lectura de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#RunnerMonGo: el #PokemonGo para capturar corredores<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":5492619,"featured_media":21639,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18350279,697111246],"tags":[749965545,396338098,516737499,183426],"class_list":["post-21604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anti-running","category-seleccion-de-favoritas","tag-anti-running","tag-pokemon-go","tag-runnermon","tag-runners","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pNuBu-5Cs","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":51008,"url":"https:\/\/blogmaldito.com\/ca\/2020\/01\/20\/seleccion-de-favoritas-humor-reflexiones-y-cronicas\/","url_meta":{"origin":21604,"position":0},"title":"Selecci\u00f3n 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